hatethefuture:

Were You Aware?

Synthetic teenagers are only 40% as bored by Take Your Kid To Work Day.

Just another reason to upgrade.

And hate the future.

pacalin:

Robot Bistro - by Mimmo Mendicino

I noticed nobody invited Roomba. Robotist bastards.

ladmirable:

Extraterrestrial 4 by Aeron Alfrey on Flickr.

So, I’ve been thinking of upgrading my wardrobe for work. So many choices! Just a hint: I look great in all black.

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DAD? WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

…so, my son and I put the finishing touches on his Science Fair project. Too bad we had to melt down the car to make it.

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GIGANTOR THE SPACE-AGE ROBOT!

(Like there’s any other kind…)

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polarbearwhisperer:

For Davio… i had to :)

hope you like it :P

#davio1962

This is great!

Who says dreams can’t come true?

Thank you, Rillie.

Here are Craig Ferguson and his robot skeleton sidekick, Geoff Peterson. Geoff may be gay. I don’t believe Craig is.

(This is 5:05 minutes of pure jocularity. Watch. What else do you have to do?)

One night, I just happened to watch Craig Ferguson’s late night show. I really like Craig and I find his offhand humor to be quite engaging.

But what had me in stitches was his robot skeleton sidekick, Geoff Peterson. The two have great rapport and their banter is hysterical. What chemistry!

However, after several minutes, my delight turned into burning jealousy as I realized that I wanted (but will likely never be able to afford) a robot skeleton sidekick.

Now I want to kill Craig Ferguson. Does that make me a bad person?

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WORK IT, ROBOT

So, I suppose when a robot does it, the dance is just called “The…”

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I am thinking of writing the script for a new film about a scientist who loses his arm and hand in a terrible laboratory accident and replaces it with a robo-prosthetic one.

But see, the arm/hand is sentient and begins to do things on its own. Horribly embarrassing things. Such as squeezing all the fruit at the grocery store, picking the scientist’s nose (and worse!) while driving, and unbeknownst to the scientist, throwing Coldplay and Black Eye Peas CDs into his basket when he’s music shopping.

Shudder