Serious Thinks Thought Here
"I could be the least quotable guy I know."
Reluctantly admits to being @davio1962 on Twitter
What the heck is that thing up there?
"I could be the least quotable guy I know."
Reluctantly admits to being @davio1962 on Twitter
What the heck is that thing up there?
As part of my routine, every morning I consult my trusty OUIJA board to find out what the day will bring. Here was today’s message:
This holiday season…the greatest gift you received…was the gift of…patienJESUS CHRIST WILL YOU COME ON ALREADY?!!
As part of my routine, every morning I consult my trusty OUIJA board to find out what the day will bring. Here is today’s message:
You are wearing 2 different-colored socks. This will be the high point of your day.
So…you’re saying things are looking up for me?
Although it has moved into popular culture, many people are not aware of the fact that the Kabbalah is actually a Jewish book of Numerology.
Now, I like to consult the Kabbalah before making any major decisions, just to see what wisdom it holds for me.
For example, there was the time that my wife and I needed to buy a new clothes dryer. We were confused about brands, features, etc. So I consulted my trusty Kaballah and it advised:
6, 13, 22, 31, 50.
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Anyone ever had their cards read?
Depending on the person reading, the ambiance, her voice, and of course general accurateness…it’s incredibly intriguing. Mystical.They are probably full of crap, but an interesting hour nonetheless.
Hmmm. According to the cards, I have just paid an inordinate amount of money to a charlatan.
Who knew?
As part of my routine, every morning I consult my trusty OUIJA board to find out what the day will bring. Here is today’s message:
You will make a series of lame jokes today, starting with this one.
I’m sorry, but I don’t believe it.
As part of my routine, every morning I consult my trusty OUIJA board to find out what the day will bring. Here is today’s message:
People would take you more seriously at work if you’d leave the Hello Kitty™ backpack at home.
Everybody is a fashion critic.
As part of my routine, every morning I consult my trusty OUIJA board to find out what the day will bring. Here is today’s message:
Bet $6 on Lil’ Pompeii in the 3rd race at Aquaduct.
Uncle Jerry?
Typically, I consult my trusty OUIJA board each morning to find out what the day will bring. However, today poorlymade asks, “When will Tumblr get a server upgrade?”
The OUIJA board responds:
The server brought all the entrees on a single tray and therefore is deemed adequate. Tumblr should tip accordingly.
As part of my routine, every morning I consult my trusty OUIJA board to find out what the day will bring. Here is today’s message:
Would you like to keep what you have or trade it all for what is behind Door #2?
Jeez. Now I have to consult a 2nd OUIJA board to answer the question posed by the first.
OUIJA
Reblogged for Davio :)
Wow. Neat. And to think I wasted my youth collecting baseball cards.
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