• My Resume
  • Even More About Me
  • Topics On The Final Exam
  • Twitter
  • RSS
  • Archive

Serious Thinks Thought Here

"I could be the least quotable guy I know."

Reluctantly admits to being @davio1962 on Twitter


Creative Commons License
 What the heck is that thing up there?

  • Chat

    6th January 2013

    Scene From A Mall - reprise

    • Me: I am in the market for a new watch.
    • Salesman: (takes out several models) Well, how about one of these ...
    • Me: Ugh. The watch faces are entirely too big. They will overwhelm my rather skinny wrist.
    • Salesman: I'm sorry, sir. But that is the current style.
    • Me: Are there any watches with a smaller face there are more in proportion with a skinny wrist on an otherwise manly man?
    • Salesman: I'm sorry sir. There are none.
    • Me: Why...why that's WRISTIST!
    • Salesman: Yes, sir. Very clever, sir. Will there be anything else?
    • Me: Nope. 'Wristist' was all I got.
    shopping mall
  • Photo
    Who has two bellies? This is why I hate the mall.

    19th May 2012

    Who has two bellies?

    This is why I hate the mall.

    shopping mall
  • Photo
    I thought I had it bad until I saw this guy. My deepest sympathies, big feller.

    19th May 2012

    I thought I had it bad until I saw this guy.

    My deepest sympathies, big feller.

    shopping mall wtf
  • Note

    4th September 2011

    Metaphysics

    Sarte was right.

    The earth is merely hurtling through the universe and the events that occur on the planet are nothing more than the cumulative results of a series of random events.

    In other words, I actually bought clothes in my size at the mall today.

    meta physics mall shopping
  • Photo
    The Apple Store. It’s like they’re giving away magic stardust in there.

    4th September 2011

    The Apple Store.

    It’s like they’re giving away magic stardust in there.

    mall magic stardust
  • Note

    3rd September 2011

    Tumblr True Confessions #412

    I actually asserted to my wife that going to the mall on Labor Day weekend would make sense.

    I don’t even know who I am anymore, but let me tell you this, I am NOT inviting new me to my house for the family BBQ.

    That’ll show me.

    Tumblr true confessions mall
  • Chat

    3rd July 2010

    Actual texts from the mall

    • Wife: We're on the 2nd floor in Macy's checking out bathing suits. Where are you?
    • Me: I'm on the 1st floor, sitting on a bench and cursing my existence.
    • Wife: Don't do that. Would you rather be up here with your daughter trying on bikinis?
    • Me: I don't think they'd allow me to try on bikinis.
    • Wife: ...
    • Me: Don't worry. I wasn't that funny on Twitter either.
    Texts Mall Twitter
The End? Fat Chance.

Premium Themes by Obox