"I could be the least quotable guy I know."Reluctantly admits to being @davio1962 on Twitter
What the heck is that thing up there?
Who has two bellies?
This is why I hate the mall.
I thought I had it bad until I saw this guy.
My deepest sympathies, big feller.
Sarte was right.
The earth is merely hurtling through the universe and the events that occur on the planet are nothing more than the cumulative results of a series of random events.
In other words, I actually bought clothes in my size at the mall today.
The Apple Store.
It’s like they’re giving away magic stardust in there.
I actually asserted to my wife that going to the mall on Labor Day weekend would make sense.
I don’t even know who I am anymore, but let me tell you this, I am NOT inviting new me to my house for the family BBQ.
That’ll show me.
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