"I could be the least quotable guy I know."
Reluctantly admits to being @davio1962 on Twitter

What the heck is that thing up there?
Fact: People who keep their driver’s side door open for inordinate amounts of time so that they can
1. Finish their iced mochacinos
2. Talk to their BFFs on the phone
3. Manage their finances via the latest banking app
4. Find a radio station that is playing that “Call Me Maybe” song
Also kick puppies in their spare time. Look it up.