You know those sneakers that have the integrated roller skates in them? You’ve seen kids wear them in the supermarket, careening into large corner displays and the like.

Well, that got me thinking…

Why don’t they have them for senior citizens?

I mean, haven’t you gotten frustrated walking behind an elderly person on a narrow sidewalk or in the mall? How great would it be if you could just move them along with a moderate shove and then be on your way?

But those wheely sneakers would be beneficial to the older people, as well. For example, no more tentative steps down steep inclines. No more missing city buses, particularly if you are lucky enough to avoid veering into the street.

No, this idea is a win-win for all involved.