Serious Thinks Thought Here

GPOY - Easter edition.

I imagine Jesus’ hair looked perfect after he rose. Just another way I’ll never measure up.

These new phones keep on getting bigger and bigger and I really don’t know what you mean by “compensating”.

I thoroughly look down upon your shenanigans.

GPOYW

Post-apocalyptic scary Halloween edition.

What a night! Woke up feeling a little fuzzy. GPOY.

Damn you front-facing camera on my new phone, could you at least announce yourself?!

Also, could someone get me off the ceiling please?

Dave.
Position - Dad
Spanks - left; Hugs - both

Dave spent 4 years in the minors as an uncle before he was called up to the big leagues. Known for his snap judgements and the speed in which he delivered punishments, Dave early on was heralded as one of the supreme power fathers in the sport.

However, as the league adjusted and his reflexes slowed, Dave found it necessary to become more of a finesse father, keeping the opposition off-balance with his corny humor and homespun advice.

Dave might not be Hall Of Fame bound (on more than one occasion he has angered “the committee”); however, there is already talk in the house of retiring his number when the children grow up and (if there is a god) move out.

I’m too exhausted to figure out how I even took this picture.

I might just go with these.

GPOY.