A cinematic blockbuster that focuses on 3 defrocked, ex-government scientists who lead the efforts to fend off the attacks of a Zombie-Robot-Alien-Osama bin Laden that washes up on the shores of Miami.

Don’t miss: “You Can Call Me Al-Qaeda”!

(Also included: a stirring subplot involving the tepid love triangle among the 3 scientists, thereby giving the audience occasion to use the theatre bathrooms in-between scenes of things blowing up.)

Shot in mind-blowing 4D*!

(* - Smell-O-Scope)