Texts With My 18-year-old Daughter

  • Daughter: Dad, what's all this going on in North Korea?
  • Me: Well, the North Koreans have barred the South Koreans from entering a joint-run factory. And they have been beefing up their nuclear testing. And accusing the U.S. of wanting to topple their society. But the U.S. isn't interested in toppling their entire society, just PSY.
  • Daughter: Wait--what??? PSY isn't even from North Korea.
  • Me: Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style!
  • Daughter: Um, I really have to go.
  • Me: ♬ Ay ~ Sexy lady! ♬
  • Daughter: Bye, Dad.
  • Me: Op.