Scene From A Mall

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6th January 2013

Scene From A Mall
- Me: A lot of women seem to be wearing Uggs™. There must be something to them. Maybe I should buy a pair of Uggs™.
- Teen Daughter: Dad, don't.
- Me: Are they comfortable?
- Teen Daughter: No.
- Me: Do they make them for men?
- Teen Daughter: No.
- Me: Do they have them in my size?
- Teen Daughter: No.
- Me: Are they comfortable?
- Teen Daughter: No.
- Me: Take yours off. I want to try them on.
- Teen Daughter: No.
- Me: Then I'll just have to take my chances and order them online.
- Teen Daughter: No...Mom!
- Me: I think I would look cute in them...
- Teen Daughter: MOMMMMM!
- Me: You're hyperventilating.
- Teen Daughter: I. Want. To. Die.
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8. tymethiefslongerthoughts said: They actually are very comfortable and are really good at performing their true purpose… Keeping ones feet warm in cold weather.
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6th January 2013

Scene From A Mall

The End? Fat Chance.