Scene From A Mall

  • Me: A lot of women seem to be wearing Uggs™. There must be something to them. Maybe I should buy a pair of Uggs™.
  • Teen Daughter: Dad, don't.
  • Me: Are they comfortable?
  • Teen Daughter: No.
  • Me: Do they make them for men?
  • Teen Daughter: No.
  • Me: Do they have them in my size?
  • Teen Daughter: No.
  • Me: Are they comfortable?
  • Teen Daughter: No.
  • Me: Take yours off. I want to try them on.
  • Teen Daughter: No.
  • Me: Then I'll just have to take my chances and order them online.
  • Teen Daughter: No...Mom!
  • Me: I think I would look cute in them...
  • Teen Daughter: MOMMMMM!
  • Me: You're hyperventilating.
  • Teen Daughter: I. Want. To. Die.
  1. tymethiefslongerthoughts said: They actually are very comfortable and are really good at performing their true purpose… Keeping ones feet warm in cold weather.
  2. apophatic said: This is the only reason I want kids.
  3. stuffparty said: This makes me wish I had a teenage daughter.
  4. davio1962 posted this