Serious Thinks Thought Here

Many people, even Jewish people, have misunderstood and/or misrepresented the holiday of Hanukkah. They treat it like the Jewish Christmas, focused almost solely upon giving and receiving presents.

But that has nothing to do with the essence of Hanukkah at all.

Hannukah commemorates the miracle when Santa Claus thought he only had enough food for one reindeer but it turned out that he had enough for all nine.

Or something.