"I could be the least quotable guy I know."
Reluctantly admits to being @davio1962 on Twitter

What the heck is that thing up there?
He finishes writing the last chapter of his novel on December first. “But NaNoWriMo is over”, she states.
“That’s the problem with imaginary deadlines”, he chimes back. “It’s hard to keep track of all the imaginary benchmarks one had to hit.”
“I’m glad YOU’RE not imaginary”, she coos.
“Too bad you are”, he sighs, alone in the dark.