She sits in the career counselor’s office.
"So I see here that you are hoping to join the…do I have this right? The "Fiah" Department?" the counselor asked.
"Yes" she replied.
"And where did you hear about this line of work?"
"I get all of my best life advice from Top 40 radio." she said.
"Of course" the counselor stated, trying his best to remain supportive. "Have you ever thought of perhaps joining the [ahem] FIRE department instead?"
"Oh no" she countered. "That sounds way too dangerous."