Commuter Tales

While attempting to sit down on the train ride to work today, I must’ve brushed against the guy next me. After about 2 minutes, he suddenly looked at me and said, “Did you move my arm?”

I replied, “Buddy, if I could make you do ANYTHING, I would have my arm up your butt and you would be singing Sesame Street songs.”

Unfortunately, it came out sounding more like, “Uh, no sir. Sorry.”

  1. puffypie said: I just know he’s telepathic and will NEVER mess with you again.
  2. davio1962 posted this