"I could be the least quotable guy I know."
Reluctantly admits to being @davio1962 on Twitter

What the heck is that thing up there?
As this graphic clearly illustrates, there is something very wrong with our country. Some of our states have turned red, while others have turned a deep blue.
Look, I’m no doctor, but it appears that we are in the middle of some kind of viral epidemic.
Just another reason to get your flu shots, kids.