The drill sergeant knew there was something slightly odd about Private Calamari, but eight weeks into basic training he still hadn’t put his finger on just what it was…
Fortunately, there is an “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy concerning mollusks in the military.
hit with temporary dyslexia and read this as “Calamari Privates” which sounds WAY worse than crabs…
is an “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy concerning mollusks in the military.