It’s 11 o’ clock. I am in pajamas, sleepy and sore from Jiu-jitsu class. Trying to stay awake on the couch for when my daughter comes home.

I get a text.

It’s my daughter.

“So, can you pick me up from _____’s house at 12?”

I let her know via text that I am in pajamas. And it’s late. And she should have asked me earlier.

“Sorry dad, I’ll walk.”

“No. It’s too late and too far. I’ll pick you up.”

So I drive over and pick her up wearing pajamas.

So you’re wondering where the funny part is and I don’t really know because it is really late and I’m very sleepy and maybe it’s the fact that my pajamas are too short and it looks like I’m preparing for a flood or something and drop dead because it’s really late and what am I here to do, entertain you?