Every night at approximately 7pm, my Internet provider, Optimum Online (a subsidiary of Cablevision, don’t you know) decides that Tumblr is an evil force that has to be eradicated and blocks my access to it.

And while I cannot argue that the content is banal at best (except your blog; yours is rad!), I do not find it so distasteful that I need to shield my eyes from it (except your blog; yours is grody.).

What even makes this more strange is that by 6am the next morning (yes, I do read your blog at that ungodly hour), I am once again granted access. It’s like Optimum Online is giving all of you a fresh chance to elevate the content to something worth reading.

But alas, by 7pm, you have disappointed my Internet gods once again.

To be honest, I don’t know why I hang around with you anymore.