"So Dave, have you turned on Anons?"
"I’m sure I’ve excited a few."
Here is how my 85-year-old mother-in-law spends a typical day: First, she goes out onto the back porch. Then, for some reason 10 minutes later, she walks through the house and goes onto the front stoop. A few minutes later, she walks through the house and returns to the back porch. After a few more minutes, she again leaves the back porch, walks through the house and makes yet another appearance on the front stoop.
It’s like watching a ping pong match with the oldest ball ever.
As part of an unethical social experiment, I have manipulated your dashboard to make you experience intense feelings of boredom.
And by “manipulate your dashboard”, of course I mean, “posting original content on a frequent basis”.