This is why they invented the Internet.
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OK, I’ll say it. Taking nothing away from her trailblazing early career (along with Gracie Allen, Minnie Pearl and a select group of others), I thought later in her life Joan became gratuitously MEAN in the name of “comedy”.
Her diatribes would make me cringe and miss her early, witty, self-deprecating style.
Unfollow at will. Door’s on the left.
I just found out about this thing and looked it up on the Internet for more information.
Did you know that there is this festival where people live communally for a few days in unwashed, drugged-out bliss and devote their time to art, music, sex, free expression and environmental reverence?
In my day it was called Woodstock, but I’m sure you hipsters know what you are doing.
But don’t dance in the shower. It’s slippery in there.
Write copy like no one’s reading.
August 29, 2009 -
- I just washed my feet in a McDonald’s sink.
It’s all uphill from here.
@thedayhascome (Josh Hopkins) – 88
- "And what’s in the shed?"
"Sex slave I’ve held in there for almost twenty years."
"… Sorry! Got a text. What was that again?"
@sween (Jason Sweeney) – 59
#18 - Ahhh, the memories.
First, let’s eliminate Saturday for obvious reasons. And Sunday? Well, sometimes Sunday night can be a bummer but we really can’t penalize a full day off for just a few hours at the end, can we?
Friday is pretty cool and Thursday brings the promise of Friday, so those two are off the list.
This leaves us with Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Wednesday is the middle of the week—Hump Day—which signals that you have somehow survived the first half. In my opinion, this places Wednesday in the “good pile” with both Thursday and Friday. Half-full days, if you will.
Now we are down to Monday and Tuesday. Monday gets all the hype for being crappy, first day of the work week, etc. But it does have a certain notoriety, celebrated in countless laments, jokes and even songs.
Tuesday on the other hand, is also at the beginning of the work week but lacks that level of celebrity. It. Just. Plain. Sucks. What does Tuesday have going for it? That it’s isn’t Monday? Right, and Stalin wasn’t Hitler. The promise of Wednesday? Woo hoo, tomorrow is the middle of the week.
No, Tuesday exists in its own lonely little hell that it agrees to share with us every 7 days or so thanks a lot screw you Tuesday.
Just playing another scintillating game of IKEA Tetris™.
Please, for the love of God, will you UK boy and pop bands stop wearing t-shirts (ripped or otherwise unripped, but especially ripped) that say "Brooklyn" on the front?
It’s making my hair itch.