Serious Thinks Thought Here

Apr 18

Religious Musings

They call it Good Friday. However, today was the day that Jesus was crucified, after being made to carry his own form of execution through the city and not too long after one of his besties betrayed him for a small bag of coins.

At best, it should have been called Meh Friday.

Apr 15

Book Review Excerpt

"David Leibowitz turns the how-to genre inside-out with his latest effort, ‘Ventriloquism For Dummies’”.

Apr 14

Passover Yuks

The bitterest Herb is my uncle, who still can’t believe after all these years he was passed over for that job back in 1968.

Passed over. Hehe.

I’m like the 11th plague.

Apr 13

What To Eat: A Brief Conversation With My Wife

(Source: tymethiefslongerthoughts)

Mar 24

Brief Conversion With My Daughter

Mar 23

PBS Fundraising Special

Scott: Hey, music fans! I’m Scott and I know that you love PBS’s dedication to good music and want PBS to continue to bring you the best performances. So that’s why we’re airing an encore presentation of one of our board of directors’ favorites: “Headbangers and Proto-Punks!

And to help me talk about this wonderful encore presentation is the lead singer of the Flaming As*holes, Trevor Phlegminski. Trevor, how are you tonight?

Trevor: Blerg.

Scott: Right. I can see you’re as excited as I am about this special. And who can blame you, with favorites like “I Want To Be Your Dog" by Iggy and the Stooges. You know, it’s on our companion CD, "Headbangers and Proto-Punks!" which new and old members can receive with a $100 donation.

Trevor: Iggy bites.

Scott: You bet he does. The drummer, the girl in the first row — all in “Headbangers and Proto-Punks!" But that’s not all you get. For a $150 donation, you can also receive a replica of Lemmy Kilmister’s mustache made out of real human hair (source unknown)!

Trevor: ANARCHY MOTHERF*CKERS!

Scott: Couldn’t have said it any better myself. But before Trevor and I take you back to The New York Dolls’ classic performance of “Shoot That Heroin Right Through My Heart, Baby" on "Headbangers and Proto-Punks!”, we just want to remind you that even a $25 dollar contribution can help PBS in their never ending quest to bring you the best in musical performances—or spring Wayne Kramer from jail, whichever is more pressing.

And now, Trevor, what can you tell us about The Dolls?

Trevor: I want to cut you.

Scott: Right.

Current Status:
Paying bills the old-fashioned way. Irritated.

Current Status:

Paying bills the old-fashioned way. Irritated.

A Little Late To The Meme: A Life Story

My Top 5

1. 5
2. five
3. 4+1
4. 20/4
5. 2x=10

Mar 21

A little over 5 years ago, I came up with this gem. It was all downhill from there.

A little over 5 years ago, I came up with this gem. It was all downhill from there.