I woke up this morning and suddenly realized that there is only one more week left of hype before the stupid Superbowl comes on and kills the buzz forever.

Want to make shopping at Costco more enjoyable?

How about if all shoppers wore helmets and pads and moved about on skates and were allowed to give other shoppers elbow and hip checks (and headlocks and facepunches when the refs weren’t looking) on the way to the register lines?

I’m thinking Wholesale Roller Derby.

That would be kinda neat.

It’s 11 o’ clock. I am in pajamas, sleepy and sore from Jiu-jitsu class. Trying to stay awake on the couch for when my daughter comes home.

I get a text.

It’s my daughter.

“So, can you pick me up from _____’s house at 12?”

I let her know via text that I am in pajamas. And it’s late. And she should have asked me earlier.

“Sorry dad, I’ll walk.”

“No. It’s too late and too far. I’ll pick you up.”

So I drive over and pick her up wearing pajamas.

So you’re wondering where the funny part is and I don’t really know because it is really late and I’m very sleepy and maybe it’s the fact that my pajamas are too short and it looks like I’m preparing for a flood or something and drop dead because it’s really late and what am I here to do, entertain you?

“The MyFox weather app for iphone and Android is like having a weatherman in your hand.”

Well, that certainly was unfortunate, clueless copywriter.